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Bus Chronicles

Updated: Apr 10



I am approaching the Bus Hub... or whatever it is called. As I get closer... I heard what appeared to be someone in distress. As I got closer, I realized it was actually distress and anger.


He was actually screaming cuss words at the top of his lungs... "PHUCK!!!! SHIT!!!! MOTHERPHUCKER!!! It was a young white guy BUGGING DEE PHUCK OUT!


I noticed a bunch of people got off the bus and by this time he is having a complete FIT! So I see a lady (I believe) came from off the bus. I ask her "Why he screaming?"


Honestly yall... I don't know WHAT THE PHUCK she said. I proceeded on. I am not quite to the bus but I am getting there. At this point I can't be concerned about what homie had going on... I just want to get home. I didn't become concerned until... he got BACK on the bus.

Yep the same bus I am getting on.


So at this time I am at the bus and his SCREAMS are ECHOING THROUGHOUT THE BUS!!! PHUCK!!!! SHIIIIIIIIIITTTT!!!! UUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!


Me and this girl kinda stood there trying to figure out if we should get on or not and then the

driver walked back to his seat. I looked at him and asked him "He aight?"


He said "Yeah" I get on the bus.


At this point he not only his hollering and screaming... he is kicking the seats and bumping/bucking up against the seats.


I. just. want. to. get. phucking. home.


I am tired. I am sleepy. I arm hurt. I menopausing. The Eclipse is fucking with me... I AINT

GOT TIME FOR THIS SHIT!!!!


So after about the 4th FIT of repeating the behavior above... the Bus Driver said... "Hey Hey Hey Playa... you got to calm down with all that if you gon ride on this bus Playa"


So after the dude continue to YELL AND SCREAM and told the driver to GOOOOOOOOO... we all found out WHY Mr Sir is having a BREAKDOWN!!!


He YELLS AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS!!! PHUUUUUCKK I LOST MY WALLLLLLLET!!! I LOST ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS!!!! FUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!


Bus Driver told him... "Playa I understand, and I am sorry that happened to you, but you got ta keep that down Playa"


Mr Sir was quiet about 10 seconds before her blurted out... loudly "IMA BLOW YA PHUCKING HEAD OFF!!!!"


At this point all I could do is sigh a sigh of irritation. Now I am thinking... Who's head? The person that found you lost wallet, the driver, the passengers? Is this HYPOTHETICAL my guy? I just rolled by eyes.


Bus Driver kept driving


Mr. Sir was quiet about 30 seconds before he yelled out "((((PHUCKING NIGG*R!!!!!!))))"


Bus Driver kept driving.


After about 3 more FITS (see description above) Bus Driver threatens to put him off. Then after about 4 more FITS he would threaten to put him off a few more times.


I was beginning to feel like I was witnessing a Mother threatening to whoop her child but never do so he just keeps having FITS.


Mr Sir was still on the bus by the time I got off... but I ended up having to get off the bus EARLY because apparently.... A... Car... Wrecked... and... Blew... Up... or Caught Fire at my Stop....


CHILE.... the Eclipse is Eclipsing and my Black Ass FINALLY made it HOME!!!!





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